Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?