What part of a football field is never the same?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?