What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
A snake in the brass!
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What nationality are most fish?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How are teens like cats?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What birds make average students?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
