What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What fish loves to play in a band?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What says: oom oom oom?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?