Why do cows like being told jokes?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?