Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
What's the noisiest food?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Bears love exotic cars.