Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Surprise!!!!
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why are winter days great?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?