Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What day do hands always go to church?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do little fish love to play with?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call a hairless poodle?