Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
