What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why was the broom late for school?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do bees get to school?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
