What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where do horses reside?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What is sand's favorite movie?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?