What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What shape is bad at driving?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How did the vampire start his letter?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?