What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why are all priests fit?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Where do belly buttons go to college?