What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do stars celebrate in December?