How do fish watch TV shows?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?