Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?