Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What is a table you can eat?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?