Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What does an evil hen lay?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
