Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?