Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why is money so stubborn?