What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
The Cheesecake Factory®.
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Where would you find an elephant?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What are you studying in math?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why is sand so optimistic?
