What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?