Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a tired tree?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
