Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
How do fish watch TV shows?
I broke my finger!
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?