What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's the noisiest food?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's a forklift?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?