Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
How do you make antifreeze?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How do bees get to school?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?