Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do cows say on NYE?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
We had a discussion about roses.
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?