What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How do football players deal with their problems?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call octopus twins?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?