What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why was the mime upset?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?