Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What kind of music do planets like?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why do magicians score well in exams?