Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What is the coolest country?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How does a cow do math?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What school subject really rocks?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How do horses stay in such great shape?