Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
