Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?