Why did the person sit on the clock?
So they could be ON time.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?