What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Owlgebra.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Did you know about April 1st?
How does a penguin build its house?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?