What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Owlgebra.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
