Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Which is the worst season?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?