Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
It was on cloud nine!
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How long do chickens work?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What is the smallest lion?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Which family member has tusks?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
