Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
It was on cloud nine!
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?