Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
It was on cloud nine!
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Where do stars go to college?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Surprise!!!!
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?