What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
How was the wedding?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's the saddest part of the week?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?