What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How long do chickens work?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?