What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
