What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What vegetables make the best music?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What does winter fat turn into?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How do you make a walnut laugh?