What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why do cows wear bells?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.