What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
I broke my finger!
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why are books always so angry?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?