Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.
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Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What says: oom oom oom?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?