What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
You're the cater-pillar of our family!
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where does food go to take a nap?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?