What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
You're the cater-pillar of our family!
What kind of store would a dog own?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do nosey peppers do?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What does the sun drink out of?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?