What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
You're the cater-pillar of our family!
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do elves learn in school?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why was the cat so small?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?