When does a horse talk?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why are ghosts always single?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?