What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is the color of the wind?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?