Where do cows go on vacation?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why do math teachers love March?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the cloud date the fog?