Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a household of counselors?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What fairy loves to count?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
