How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?