Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?