Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Pear-is.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Where do kittens go to school?