Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Pear-is.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What time of day was Adam created?
Where do books sleep?
What's the most determined bird?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?