Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's the richest basketball team?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?