Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
