Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
How do you make antifreeze?
How do frogs get to work?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why don't ants get sick?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?