Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What style of music weighs the most?
How do you get straight A's?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Who invented fractions?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?