Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?