What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
Why are cowboys always religious?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
How do you talk to a giant?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a sad latte?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
How do bears keep cool?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How do you get straight A's?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
When should you start writing a book?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?