What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
Why is money so stubborn?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
