Where do ships always get stuck?
Anchor-age!
What did the bee say to the flower?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What bee is good for your health?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?