What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?