Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why was the cow afraid?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?