What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?