Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do cows say on NYE?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?