Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Which state has the best streets?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.