Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What car always breaks the rules?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's a henway?