Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Because they want a grand slam.
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?