What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow.
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's the opposite of irony?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?