Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What table can you never sit at?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the snake name his daughter?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
