Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Because it was out of ink.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What day do hands always go to church?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why do cats love to work?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How does a lion greet other animals?
