Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Because it was out of ink.
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What bee is good for your health?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which parent knows if you are running late?