Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Because it was out of ink.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What are you studying in math?
What's a henway?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?