Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why are winter days great?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?