Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's a father's favorite flower?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What part of a football field is never the same?