What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
