Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How are mountains able to see?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What fish only swims at night?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
