Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?