Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
When do cows get tired?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?