Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How do snowmen get information?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How do you make a cow float?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?