Do you have the best ceiling?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?