Why did the body of water think so much?
It liked to pond-er.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why do bees gossip?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
