How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Which state has the best streets?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why is golf harder than baseball?