Why do vampires always look sick?
Families are like fudge.
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why are ghosts always single?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Which state has the best streets?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
When do ghosts love to go camping?