What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Which plant has the best roar?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What insect runs away from everything?