Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?