Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
It goes good with the traffic jam.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
