Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What was the first animal in space?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?