What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?