Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
He lost his Hedwig™.
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What does the sun drink out of?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
