What do golfers drink on the green?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do little fish love to play with?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
How was the wedding?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.