Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Because they love to add items to the cart.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
It's Crowded!
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?