Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Because they love to add items to the cart.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the school bully have for lunch?