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Because they love to add items to the cart.
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What school subject really rocks?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
When does a horse talk?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
This candy bar is a real home run.
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What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Guitarists are so stressed out.