What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do math teachers eat?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
