What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How do frogs get to work?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?