What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Which dance will a chicken not do?