What do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?