Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Can February March?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?