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What does Santa order at the bar?
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What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What condiment has wings?
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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
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What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
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What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?