Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Mer-maids!
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why is the beach so confident?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Can February March?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's the politest month?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Where do mice leave their boats?