What part of a fish weighs the most?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?