What's a cat's favorite board game?
Mouse Trap™.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Who are crows' favorite family members?