What's a cat's favorite board game?
Mouse Trap™.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
