What's a cat's favorite board game?
Mouse Trap™.
Which founding father loves to sing?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why was the cat so small?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Which family member is always relieved?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do rodents make the best runners?