What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Horseradish.
What do cows say when you milk them?
When do astronauts eat?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How do fleas travel?
