What did the waiter ask the frog?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Families are like fudge.
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Which state is the cleanest?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?