What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Horseradish.
What do naked fish play with?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
How can you make 7 even?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do elves learn in school?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Can February March?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.