Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why was the mime upset?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do automobiles fly?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's the most determined bird?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
