What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What game do bats excel at?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How did the toad die?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
