What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Surprise!!!!
Why do trees try new things so often?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the barber win the race?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do mice leave their boats?