Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
A book just fell on my head.
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Which former US President was always cold?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How do bears keep cool?
Which is the worst season?
What car always breaks the rules?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?