How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?