Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's the friendliest pen?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?