Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
How is cat food sold?
What do ducks get after they eat?