What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Which animal should never work for the government?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do fish do at parades?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
How does a barber get to work?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?