What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why do bees buzz?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How do you arrest a pig?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?