Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
