Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?