Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?