Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?