What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What type of car do planets buy?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which CIA agent is the best baker?