What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do bees buzz?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Which celebrity always frowns?