What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?