What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
A Trail Mixer.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What makes music in your hair?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Which animal will never go bald?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's the most masculine animal?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why can't you trust a pig?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
