Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Because she laid all the eggs!
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
