Why did the cloud date the fog?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why are cars magic?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?