Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How do automobiles fly?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?