What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's a bat's favorite game?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?