Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why was the mime upset?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Can February March?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are farmers so laid-back?