Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Surprise!!!!
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why can you never find the number nine?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What vegetables do librarians like?