If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is the coolest country?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do minions always put in their salads?