Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Mother Nature.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
