Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
No matter how hard they try, they always have dog breath.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What's the scariest letter?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?