What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now!
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Where do kittens go to school?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?