Who do camels find most inspiring?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.