What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now!
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
How do automobiles fly?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Which computer won the talent show?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the Dorito say to his son?