Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why are trees always so positive?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?