Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Families are like fudge.
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you give a sick pig?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?