Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What school subject really rocks?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
