How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?