What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's a horse's favorite car?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why are books always so angry?
Why was the bee sad?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?