Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What is the definition of Robin?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
How do you get straight A's?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What does winter fat turn into?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
