Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?