What type of flower grows up too fast?
A son-flower.
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Where do horses reside?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?