What did one plate say to the other?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is the most adorable season?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?