What type of flower grows up too fast?
A son-flower.
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Which subject has two parts?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?